Surviving A Zombie Apocalypse Without Money

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Did we make a typo? Of course not! We know that there would be literally no use for money during a zombie apocalypse but that’s kind of the point of this. We wanted to have a little fun with everyone while also giving them some real and valuable information. Below, you’ll find a few things that we recommend learning in case you ever find yourself victim of a natural disaster or catastrophe such as a massive, worldwide zombie plague. For all we know, it could happen tomorrow, so don’t risk being eaten. Scroll down now!

 

Learn How To Trap and Filter Rain Water

This is probably something that everyone should know how to do regardless but it’s even more valuable to people in times of crisis. Don’t risk getting dehydrated (running from zombies is hard work) and learn how to filter rain water or boil water from rivers, etc.

Get Used To Not Showering

This one kind of sucks but it’s definitely a necessity (and you won’t have a water bill). The thing is though, you’re probably not going to be in the same spot too long and even if you are, that water isn’t going to naturally run itself. Learn how to make your own soap (so you don’t have to rummage through potentially infested grocery stores) and bath in a lake.

Take A Gun Safety Class

You may need to use a gun or two in order to fend off zombies, hunt, and whatever else. Most areas have free or affordable gun safety classes where you’ll learn all the basics and you will even probably learn how to shoot a gun. Believe us, that’ll be a valuable asset.

Drop Your Bad Habits

In the event of a zombie apocalypse, you won’t be shopping online so you may want to think about quitting smoking as well. Convenience stores most likely won’t be open so hang on to your money and who knows. If it all comes to an end one day and things go back to being normal, you’ll have a good bit of money saved up from months of not spending.

Have Fun

We’re sure you’ve seen “The Walking Dead” or a few zombie movies in your day and quite frankly, at times, it looks like the characters are having a blast. Don’t be afraid to have a little fun with the mindless zombies that patrol the streets. Life is all about saving money and having a good time. Even if your life consists of being surrounded by some zombies.

 

Before you go though, remember one thing. Zombies aren’t real (yet) but natural disasters and catastrophes are. These tips could come in very handy if it ever happens to you and could very well save your life. Be sure to keep these things in the back of your head and be prepared in the near future just in case. Don’t worry though. We think everything will be fine and instead of fighting off zombies, you’ll be here at PYP saving some serious dough!

 

 



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